1. Whatever
Men : What should we have for dinner?
Women : Whatever.... ..
Men : Why dont we have Mexican?
Women : No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men : Alright, why dont we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women : Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too?
Men : Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women : Seafood is not good, I got diarrhoea
Men : Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever.... ......... .
2. Anything
Men : So what should we do now?
Women : Anything
Men : How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women : Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men : How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women : Exercise on such a hot day?
Men : Then find a cafe' and have a drink
Women : I am off caffeine
Men : Then what do you suggest?
Women : Anything ............ ........
3. You decide
Men : Then do we just go home?
Women : You decide
Men : Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women : The Bus is dirty and crowded.
Men : Ok we will take a cab
Women : Not worth it... for such a
short distance
Men : All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women : I am hungry, can't walk.
Men : Then what do you suggest?
Women : You decide...... ....
Men : Let's have dinner first
Women : Whatever...
Men : Eat what?
Women : Anything..
My Days at RGUKT.......
My Dummy days at RGUKT
Selecting Toppers
Keeping in the caves
Story is starting for nothing
Life line goes up and down.-._-._-_
Class rooms getting
Working very idly&hardly
Exams writing
Changing classrooms
Fresh guys&gals&mentors
But routine process
Mentors coming
Showing teaching
They are going
We just laughing....
In the class sitting
sitting sitting untill chair get sweating...!
Some one watching
Making making
Copy of module......
We are listening
Interest showing
Getting nothing
modules going....
Eating sufficiently
Sleeping by hearing LALI song
Lecture lecturing
Students gazing
Gaining nothing
Days are going on.......!
What we are doing
Nullifying to night sleeping
Switching on to day sleep
Without any meaning....
Same day coming
With new module...!
Ears are bursting to hear to take to task
Eating eating eating
Sitting in the mess for more........!
Waiting in the zig-gaz lines
Breaking the line rules.....!
Plates throwing
And food taking
Ready to fight...
And everyone is like 'hero'
Lack of beauty gals.....@!
Out side looking
every where seeing
Seeking seeking common places but precious for us...
Collecting pictures
Acquiring very new fresh one's
Everything coming
But not stable.
Search goes on....!
Until server room closed...
TB's loading.....
Sending mails, wasting time....!
Until Server not found
Same gals but with different point of peeping
Seniros seniors seniors for nothing for nothing...@
All the days are fulled with ambiguity...!
Selecting Toppers
Keeping in the caves
Story is starting for nothing
Life line goes up and down.-._-._-_
Class rooms getting
Working very idly&hardly
Exams writing
Changing classrooms
Fresh guys&gals&mentors
But routine process
Mentors coming
Showing teaching
They are going
We just laughing....
In the class sitting
sitting sitting untill chair get sweating...!
Some one watching
Making making
Copy of module......
We are listening
Interest showing
Getting nothing
modules going....
Eating sufficiently
Sleeping by hearing LALI song
Lecture lecturing
Students gazing
Gaining nothing
Days are going on.......!
What we are doing
Nullifying to night sleeping
Switching on to day sleep
Without any meaning....
Same day coming
With new module...!
Ears are bursting to hear to take to task
Eating eating eating
Sitting in the mess for more........!
Waiting in the zig-gaz lines
Breaking the line rules.....!
Plates throwing
And food taking
Ready to fight...
And everyone is like 'hero'
Lack of beauty gals.....@!
Out side looking
every where seeing
Seeking seeking common places but precious for us...
Collecting pictures
Acquiring very new fresh one's
Everything coming
But not stable.
Search goes on....!
Until server room closed...
TB's loading.....
Sending mails, wasting time....!
Until Server not found
Same gals but with different point of peeping
Seniros seniors seniors for nothing for nothing...@
All the days are fulled with ambiguity...!
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40 Interesting Facts
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the
company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest
son.
13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means
fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is
considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
17. The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is
drunk.
21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
22. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along
with their finger print.
24. The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
25. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
26. The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter
on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel’s have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
30. John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.
39. Slugs have four noses.
40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
Meaning Of Different Colors of Roses
The meaning of red roses: the expression of sincere love wih in romantic feelings from your
heart.
The meaning of pink roses: thank you, I am very grateful for who you are, or for what you
have done for me.
The meaning of lilac roses: love at first sight.
The meaning of yellow roses: A bond of love and friendship, expressing feelings that say "I
care for you"
The meaning of white roses: If I could make a wish it would be... roses expressing wishful
thoughts, vibes and feelings from a secret admirer.
The meaning of orange roses: Injecting rays of friendship in the day to brighten up stressful
moments in life.
The meaning of peach roses: modesty, shyness
The meaning of lavender roses: enchantment, enchanted feeling.
The meaning of black: death and farewell (yes, black roses do have a meaning but not a very nice meaning)
Color combination's of roses:
Red & White roses: When a friendship is between the love and friendship stage, the red-white
combination creates feelings of a relationship that is moving forward.
White & Yellow roses: Symbolizing peace and harmony
Pink & Yellow roses: Expressing emotions of love, friendship, being grateful and togetherness.
Red & Yellow roses: Blissful happiness celebrating a person, an occasion or a feeling.
Orange & Pink roses: You are always in my thoughts and on my mind, never forgotten, always
remembered.
Assorted mixed colored roses: Success and celebration, friendship, thankfulness.
While there are many different beautiful flower selections for all occasions, they all have a
special meaning
We offer the best prices and best quality roses and flowers available for delivery in most
Colombia cities.
heart.
The meaning of pink roses: thank you, I am very grateful for who you are, or for what you
have done for me.
The meaning of lilac roses: love at first sight.
The meaning of yellow roses: A bond of love and friendship, expressing feelings that say "I
care for you"
The meaning of white roses: If I could make a wish it would be... roses expressing wishful
thoughts, vibes and feelings from a secret admirer.
The meaning of orange roses: Injecting rays of friendship in the day to brighten up stressful
moments in life.
The meaning of peach roses: modesty, shyness
The meaning of lavender roses: enchantment, enchanted feeling.
The meaning of black: death and farewell (yes, black roses do have a meaning but not a very nice meaning)
Color combination's of roses:
Red & White roses: When a friendship is between the love and friendship stage, the red-white
combination creates feelings of a relationship that is moving forward.
White & Yellow roses: Symbolizing peace and harmony
Pink & Yellow roses: Expressing emotions of love, friendship, being grateful and togetherness.
Red & Yellow roses: Blissful happiness celebrating a person, an occasion or a feeling.
Orange & Pink roses: You are always in my thoughts and on my mind, never forgotten, always
remembered.
Assorted mixed colored roses: Success and celebration, friendship, thankfulness.
While there are many different beautiful flower selections for all occasions, they all have a
special meaning
We offer the best prices and best quality roses and flowers available for delivery in most
Colombia cities.
Math of Marriage
Mathematics of Marriage:
1. Smart man + smart woman = Romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
3. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
5. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
6. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
7. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
Who Is There?
Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich'.
The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'
The third one responded, 'Well, I am glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood, 'as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'
Some Psychology:
-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Classic Wedding Jokes from Best Man Speeches:
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Advanced Marriage MathsMaths of Marriage:
Facts about marriage proposals:
When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a 'bigger diamond!'
* 54% of men still get down on one knee.
* 44% of men ask their partner's father for permission to marry.
* 57% of men cry when she said yes.
* 65% of women say he could have put more effort and preparation into the proposal.
* 25% of couples wait longer than five years before taking their relationship that step further.
* 23% of women have been proposed to more than once.
1. Smart man + smart woman = Romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
3. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
5. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
6. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
7. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
Who Is There?
Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich'.
The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'
The third one responded, 'Well, I am glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood, 'as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'
Some Psychology:
-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Classic Wedding Jokes from Best Man Speeches:
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Advanced Marriage MathsMaths of Marriage:
Facts about marriage proposals:
When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a 'bigger diamond!'
* 54% of men still get down on one knee.
* 44% of men ask their partner's father for permission to marry.
* 57% of men cry when she said yes.
* 65% of women say he could have put more effort and preparation into the proposal.
* 25% of couples wait longer than five years before taking their relationship that step further.
* 23% of women have been proposed to more than once.
What Women Want in a Man...
What Women Want in a Man. Age 20
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What Women Want in a Man. Age 30
1. Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What Women Want in a Man. Age 40
»
1. Not too ugly [bald head OK]
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 50
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 60
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
♦
A Woman Should Have ... Every Woman Should Know
Will Says: Funny Advice for Women.
Guy Says: Advice for Funny Women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - That girl has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
5. Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it’s OK. - They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation. - I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
13. Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tyres or Testicles - it’s going to give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
"Good friends are like stars - You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there".
"Remember yesterday. Dream about tomorrow. - But live for today".
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work; suffering from a hangover; or just suffering from life; or has anything going on and might need a reason to smile.
Will and Guy's 10 Funny Thoughts About Women
1. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
2. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
3. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
4. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
5. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
6. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
7. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
8. I like my whisky old and my women young.
9. Most women are not always as young as they are painted.
10. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What Women Want in a Man. Age 30
1. Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What Women Want in a Man. Age 40
»
1. Not too ugly [bald head OK]
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 50
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 60
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
♦
A Woman Should Have ... Every Woman Should Know
Will Says: Funny Advice for Women.
Guy Says: Advice for Funny Women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - That girl has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
5. Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it’s OK. - They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation. - I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
13. Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tyres or Testicles - it’s going to give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
"Good friends are like stars - You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there".
"Remember yesterday. Dream about tomorrow. - But live for today".
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work; suffering from a hangover; or just suffering from life; or has anything going on and might need a reason to smile.
Will and Guy's 10 Funny Thoughts About Women
1. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
2. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
3. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
4. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
5. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
6. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
7. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
8. I like my whisky old and my women young.
9. Most women are not always as young as they are painted.
10. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
List of Killings
Word - Definition
aborticide - killing of a fetus; abortion
acaricide - killer of mites and ticks
algicide -killer of algae
amicicide - murder of a friend
aphicide -killer of aphids
aphidicide - killer of aphids
avicide - killing of birds
bacillicide- killer of bacteria
bactericide - killer of bacteria
biocide -killing living material
bovicide -slaughter of cattle; one who kills cattle
ceticide -killing of whales and other cetaceans
cimicide -substance used to kill bed-bugs
deicide - destruction or killing of a god
ecocide -destruction of the environment
episcopicide- killing of bishops
famicide - one who destroys another's reputation; slanderer
felicide - killing of a cat
femicide -killing of a woman
feticide -killing of a fetus
filicide - killing of one's own child
floricide - killing or killer of flowers
foeticide -killing a fetus
formicide - substance that kills ants
fratricide - killing of one's brother
fungicide - killing of fungus
genocide - killing of a race or ethnic group
germicide - substance that kills germs
giganticide - killing of a giant
gynaecide - killing of women
herbicide - killing of plants
hereticide - killing of heretics
homicide - killing of a human being
infanticide - killing of an infant
insecticide - killing of insects
larvicide - killing of larvae
liberticide - destruction of liberty
lupicide - killing of a wolf
mariticide- killing or killer of one's husband
matricide - killing of one's mother
menticide - reduction of mind by psychological pressure
microbicide - killing or killer of microbes
miticide - agent which kills mites
molluscicide - killing of mollusks
muscicide - substance for killing flies
neonaticide - killing or killer of a newborn infant
ovicide - killing insect eggs
ovicide - sheep-killing
parasiticide - killing of parasites
parasuicide - harmful act appearing to be an attempt at suicide
parenticide - killing or killer of one's parents
parricide - killing of parents or a parent-like close relative
patricide - killing of one's father
perdricide - killer of partridges
pesticide - killing of pests
prolicide - killing of offspring; killing of the human race
pulicide -flea-killer
raticide - substance or person who kills rats
regicide - killing of a monarch
rodenticide - killing of rodents
senicide - killing of old men
serpenticide - killing or killer of a snake
siblicide - killing or killer of a sibling
silvicide - substance that kills trees
sororicide - killing of one's own sister
speciocide - destruction of an entire species
spermicide - killing of sperm
sporicide - killing of spores
suicide - killing of oneself
taeniacide - killing of tapeworms
tauricide - killing or killer of a bull
trypanocide - killing of trypanosomes
tyrannicide - killing or killer of a tyrant
urbicide - destruction of a city
ursicide - killing or killer of a bear
utricide - one who stabs an inflated skin vessel instead of killing someone
uxoricide - killing of one's own wife
vaticide - killing or killer of a prophet
verbicide - destroying the meaning of a word
vermicide - killing of worms
vespacide - substance or person who kills wasps
viricide - killing of viruses; killing of men or of husbands
virucide - killing of viruses
vulpicide - killing of a fox
weedicide - something that kills weeds
aborticide - killing of a fetus; abortion
acaricide - killer of mites and ticks
algicide -killer of algae
amicicide - murder of a friend
aphicide -killer of aphids
aphidicide - killer of aphids
avicide - killing of birds
bacillicide- killer of bacteria
bactericide - killer of bacteria
biocide -killing living material
bovicide -slaughter of cattle; one who kills cattle
ceticide -killing of whales and other cetaceans
cimicide -substance used to kill bed-bugs
deicide - destruction or killing of a god
ecocide -destruction of the environment
episcopicide- killing of bishops
famicide - one who destroys another's reputation; slanderer
felicide - killing of a cat
femicide -killing of a woman
feticide -killing of a fetus
filicide - killing of one's own child
floricide - killing or killer of flowers
foeticide -killing a fetus
formicide - substance that kills ants
fratricide - killing of one's brother
fungicide - killing of fungus
genocide - killing of a race or ethnic group
germicide - substance that kills germs
giganticide - killing of a giant
gynaecide - killing of women
herbicide - killing of plants
hereticide - killing of heretics
homicide - killing of a human being
infanticide - killing of an infant
insecticide - killing of insects
larvicide - killing of larvae
liberticide - destruction of liberty
lupicide - killing of a wolf
mariticide- killing or killer of one's husband
matricide - killing of one's mother
menticide - reduction of mind by psychological pressure
microbicide - killing or killer of microbes
miticide - agent which kills mites
molluscicide - killing of mollusks
muscicide - substance for killing flies
neonaticide - killing or killer of a newborn infant
ovicide - killing insect eggs
ovicide - sheep-killing
parasiticide - killing of parasites
parasuicide - harmful act appearing to be an attempt at suicide
parenticide - killing or killer of one's parents
parricide - killing of parents or a parent-like close relative
patricide - killing of one's father
perdricide - killer of partridges
pesticide - killing of pests
prolicide - killing of offspring; killing of the human race
pulicide -flea-killer
raticide - substance or person who kills rats
regicide - killing of a monarch
rodenticide - killing of rodents
senicide - killing of old men
serpenticide - killing or killer of a snake
siblicide - killing or killer of a sibling
silvicide - substance that kills trees
sororicide - killing of one's own sister
speciocide - destruction of an entire species
spermicide - killing of sperm
sporicide - killing of spores
suicide - killing of oneself
taeniacide - killing of tapeworms
tauricide - killing or killer of a bull
trypanocide - killing of trypanosomes
tyrannicide - killing or killer of a tyrant
urbicide - destruction of a city
ursicide - killing or killer of a bear
utricide - one who stabs an inflated skin vessel instead of killing someone
uxoricide - killing of one's own wife
vaticide - killing or killer of a prophet
verbicide - destroying the meaning of a word
vermicide - killing of worms
vespacide - substance or person who kills wasps
viricide - killing of viruses; killing of men or of husbands
virucide - killing of viruses
vulpicide - killing of a fox
weedicide - something that kills weeds
Thiru's
"Life is the Holiday which we took from God"-by Thirumalesh
"Sleep well & Do well"-by Thirumalsh
"Sleep well & Do well"-by Thirumalsh
Funny Marriage Facts..
1. Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is
Newton's Love Theory
Universal Law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer
from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
Second Law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.
Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer
from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
Second Law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.
Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Funny Women Quotes - Funny Quotes about Women
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
More funny Roseanne Barr quotes
***
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
More funny Elayne Boosler quotes
***
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
More funny Chinese Proverb quotes
***
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
More funny Maryon Pearson quotes
***
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
***
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance.
More funny James Thurber quotes
***
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
***
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
***
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
***
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
More funny Helen Gurley Brown quotes
***
Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.
More funny Yoko Ono quotes
***
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead. (Double Dynamite)
More funny Groucho Marx quotes
***
The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.
More funny Fabio quotes
***
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels
More funny Kathy Lette quotes
***
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
More funny Kathy Lette quotes
***
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
More funny Marcel Achard quotes
***
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures. (Alfie, 1966)
More funny Michael Caine quotes
***
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
More funny Samuel Butler quotes
***
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
More funny Charlotte Whitton quotes
***
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. (Mississippi, 1935)
More funny W. C. Fields quotes
***
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
More funny Kin Hubbard quotes
***
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
More funny Will Rogers quotes
***
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
More funny Will Rogers quotes
***
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
***
Man has will, but woman has her way.
More funny Oliver Wendell Holmes quotes
***
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
More funny Jack Benny quotes
***
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
More funny Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
***
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
More funny Gloria Steinem quotes
***
Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.
More funny Ivan Turgenev quotes
***
You can never tell what's in a woman's mind,
And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin'
More funny W. C. Handy quotes
***
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
More funny Joseph Conrad quotes
***
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
More funny Margaret Thatcher quotes
***
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
More funny Alan Jay Lerner quotes
***
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
More funny Tim Allen quotes
***
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
More funny Tim Allen quotes
***
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
More funny Tim Allen quotes
***
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
More funny Louis XIV quotes
***
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
More funny Elsa Schiaparelli quotes
***
Americans like fat books and thin women.
More funny Russell Baker quotes
***
Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?
More funny George Gershwin quotes
***
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
More funny Elayne Boosler quotes
***
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
More funny Lenny Bruce quotes
***
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
More funny Yul Brynner quotes
***
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
More funny Lord Byron quotes
***
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
More funny Gilda Radner quotes
***
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything. -- (The Gingerbread Lady, 1970)
More funny Neil Simon quotes
***
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
More funny David Niven quotes
***
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
More funny Andy Gibb quotes
***
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
More funny Erica Jong quotes
***
How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs? (on Queen Victoria's suggestion that he disliked women)
More funny Cecil Rhodes quotes
***
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
More funny Raymond Chandler quotes
***
They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.
More funny Ellen Swallow Richards quotes
***
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
More funny Georges Pompidou quotes
***
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
More funny Barbra Streisand quotes
***
Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.
More funny Diane Johnson quotes
***
Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.
More funny Golda Meir quotes
***
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
More funny Rudolph Valentino quotes
***
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
More funny Timothy Leary quotes
***
I like my whisky old and my women young.
More funny Errol Flynn quotes
***
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.
More funny Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis quotes
***
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
More funny Adlai Stevenson quotes
***
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
More funny Agatha Christie quotes
***
Women aren't as mere as they used to be.
More funny Walt Kelly quotes
***
A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations-but they all will console themselves with another man.
More funny Charles Boyer quotes
***
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
More funny Bill Vaughan quotes
***
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
More funny Dave Attell quotes
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Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable.
More funny Edward Abbey quotes
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
More funny Roseanne Barr quotes
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
More funny Roseanne Barr quotes
***
There are no women composers, never have been, and possibly never will be. (when asked why only male composers appeared in his repertoire)
More funny Thomas Beecham quotes
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
***
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
More funny Eleanor Roosevelt quotes
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
More funny Fran Lebowitz quotes
***
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
More funny George Ade quotes
***
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.
More funny Spiro Agnew quotes
More funny Roseanne Barr quotes
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
More funny Elayne Boosler quotes
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
More funny Chinese Proverb quotes
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
More funny Maryon Pearson quotes
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance.
More funny James Thurber quotes
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
More funny Helen Gurley Brown quotes
Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.
More funny Yoko Ono quotes
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead. (Double Dynamite)
More funny Groucho Marx quotes
The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.
More funny Fabio quotes
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels
More funny Kathy Lette quotes
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
More funny Kathy Lette quotes
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
More funny Marcel Achard quotes
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures. (Alfie, 1966)
More funny Michael Caine quotes
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
More funny Samuel Butler quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
More funny Charlotte Whitton quotes
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. (Mississippi, 1935)
More funny W. C. Fields quotes
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
More funny Kin Hubbard quotes
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
More funny Will Rogers quotes
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
More funny Will Rogers quotes
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
Man has will, but woman has her way.
More funny Oliver Wendell Holmes quotes
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
More funny Jack Benny quotes
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
More funny Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
More funny Gloria Steinem quotes
Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.
More funny Ivan Turgenev quotes
You can never tell what's in a woman's mind,
And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin'
More funny W. C. Handy quotes
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
More funny Joseph Conrad quotes
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
More funny Margaret Thatcher quotes
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
More funny Alan Jay Lerner quotes
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
More funny Tim Allen quotes
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
More funny Tim Allen quotes
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
More funny Tim Allen quotes
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
More funny Louis XIV quotes
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
More funny Elsa Schiaparelli quotes
Americans like fat books and thin women.
More funny Russell Baker quotes
Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?
More funny George Gershwin quotes
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
More funny Elayne Boosler quotes
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
More funny Lenny Bruce quotes
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
More funny Yul Brynner quotes
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
More funny Lord Byron quotes
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
More funny Gilda Radner quotes
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything. -- (The Gingerbread Lady, 1970)
More funny Neil Simon quotes
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
More funny David Niven quotes
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
More funny Andy Gibb quotes
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
More funny Erica Jong quotes
How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs? (on Queen Victoria's suggestion that he disliked women)
More funny Cecil Rhodes quotes
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
More funny Raymond Chandler quotes
They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.
More funny Ellen Swallow Richards quotes
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
More funny Georges Pompidou quotes
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
More funny Barbra Streisand quotes
Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.
More funny Diane Johnson quotes
Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.
More funny Golda Meir quotes
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
More funny Rudolph Valentino quotes
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
More funny Timothy Leary quotes
I like my whisky old and my women young.
More funny Errol Flynn quotes
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.
More funny Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis quotes
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
More funny Adlai Stevenson quotes
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
More funny Agatha Christie quotes
Women aren't as mere as they used to be.
More funny Walt Kelly quotes
A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations-but they all will console themselves with another man.
More funny Charles Boyer quotes
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
More funny Bill Vaughan quotes
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
More funny Dave Attell quotes
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable.
More funny Edward Abbey quotes
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
More funny Roseanne Barr quotes
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
More funny Roseanne Barr quotes
There are no women composers, never have been, and possibly never will be. (when asked why only male composers appeared in his repertoire)
More funny Thomas Beecham quotes
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
More funny Eleanor Roosevelt quotes
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
More funny Fran Lebowitz quotes
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
More funny George Ade quotes
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.
More funny Spiro Agnew quotes
Truths about Girls
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.
I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that’s fine.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man ?
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women… can’t live with ‘em… can’t shoot ‘em.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilt and I’ll show you a man.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
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ED Evil Dead (game)
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ED Early Decision
ED Exposure Draft
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ED En Dergelijke (Dutch: et cetera)
ED External Device
ED Early Deployment
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ED European Directive
ED Edge Detector
ED Electrical Discharge (metal machining process)
ED Ex Dividend
ED Enzymatic Digestion
ED Electrodeposited
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ED Error Detecting
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ED Extensor Digitorum
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ED Exploratory Development
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List of Phobias
The Phobia List: A
Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia - Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia - Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia - Fear of noise.
Aeroacrophobia - Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia - Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Aerophobia - Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airborne noxious substances.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place. Fear of crowds.
Agraphobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia - Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia - Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia - Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia - Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.
Algophobia - Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia - Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
Altophobia - Fear of heights.
Amathophobia - Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia - Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia - Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia - Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia - Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia - Fear of wind.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anemophobia - Fear of air drafts or wind.
Anemophobia - Fear of wind.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina, choking of narrowness.
Anglophobia - Fear of England, English culture, ect.
Angrophobia - Fear of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia - Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people of society.
Antlophobia - Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia - Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia - Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Apiphobia - Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia - Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobiba - Fear of spiders.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Arrhenophobia - Fear of men.
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Ashenophobia - Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrapophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrophobia - Fear of stars and celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia - Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia - Fear of ataxia (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia - Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia - Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia - Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia - Fear of Northern Lights.
Autodysomophobia - Fear that one has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues-anything that falsely represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia - Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviatophobia - Fear of flying.
Aviophobia - Fear of flying
The Phobia List: B
Complete Phobia List
Bacillophobia - Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Balenephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
Ballistophobia - Fear of missles or bullets.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Basiphobia - Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Basophobia - Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathophobia - Fear of depth.
Batonophobia - Fear of plants.
Batophobia - Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Blennophobia - Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia - Fear of bogies or the bogeyman.
Bolshephobia - Fear of Bulsheviks.
Bromidrophobia - Fear of body smells.
Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia - Fear of toads.
The Phobia List: C
Complete Phobia List
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.
Cainotophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia - Fear of cancer.
Carcinophobia - Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia - Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia - Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia - Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia - Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.
Centophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia - Fear of thunder.
Chaetophobia - Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia - Fear of cold.
Cheimatophobia - Fear of cold.
Chemophobia - Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia - Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia - Fear of being touched.
Cholerophobia - Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia - Fear of dancing.
Chrematophobia - Fear of money.
Chromatophobia - Fear of colors.
Chrometophobia - Fear of money.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Chronophobia - Fear of time.
Cibophobia - Fear of food.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Cleisiophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleithrophobia - Fear of being enclosed.
Cleithrophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia - Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia - Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia - Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia - Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia - Fear of strings.
Coimetrophobia - Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia - Fear of coitus.
Cometophobia - Fear of comets.
Contreltophobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia - Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia - Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia - The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia - Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia - Fear fo extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia - Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia - Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia - Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cyprianophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Cypridophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Cypriphobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
The Phobia List: D
Complete Phobia List
Daemonophobia - Fear of demons.
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiphobia - Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia - Fear of dining and dinner conversation.
Dematophobia - Fear of skin lesions.
Dementophobia - Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia - Fear of demons.
Demophobia - Fear of crowds.
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentist.
Dermatophathophobia - Fear of skin disease.
Dermatophobia - Fear of skin disease.
Dermatosiophobia - Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia - Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of going to school.
Diderodromophobia - Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Dikephobia - Fear of justice.
Dinophobia - Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia - Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia - Fear drinking.
Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses or being in a home.
Doraphobia - Fear of fur or skins of animals .
Dromophobia - Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia - Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia - Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.
The Phobia List: E
Complete Phobia List
Ecclesiophobia - Fear of church.
Ecophobia - Fear of home.
Eicophobia - Fear of home surroundings.
Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia - Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia - Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Emetophobia - Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia - Fear of pins.
Enissophobia - Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Enochlophobia - Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia - Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
Eosophobia - Fear of dawn or daylight.
Epistaxiophobia - Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemphobia - Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia - Fear of hourse.
Eremophobia - Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthophobia - Fear of redlights.
Ereuthrophobia - Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia - Fear of work or functioning.
Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia - Fear of work.
Erotophobia - Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Erythrophobia - Fear of redlights. Fear of blushing. Fear of red.
Erytophobia - Fear of redlights. Fear of blushing. Fear of red.
Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia - Fear of female genitalia.
The Phobia List: F
Complete Phobia List
Febriphobia - Fear of fever.
Felinophobia - Fear of cats.
Fibriophobia - Fear of fever.
Fibriphobia - Fear of fever.
Francophobia - Fear of France, French culture.
The Phobia List: G
Complete Phobia List
Galeophobia - Fear of cats.
Galiophobia - Fear of France, French culture.
Gallophobia - Fear of France, French culture.
Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
Gatophobia - Fear of cats.
Geliophobia - Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia - Fear of chins.
Genophobia - Fear of sex.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Gephydrophobia - Fear of crossing bridges.
Gephyrophobia - Fear of crossing bridges.
Gephysrophobia - Fear of crossing bridges.
Gerascophobia - Fear of growing old.
Germanophobia - Fear of Germany, German culture, etc.
Gerontophobia - Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia - Fear of taste.
Geumophobia - Fear of taste.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia - Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia - Fear of writing or handwritting.
Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia - Fear of women.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.
The Phobia List: H
Complete Phobia List
Hadephobia - Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia - Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia - Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia - Fear of being touched.
Haptephobia - Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia - Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia - Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia - Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia - Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemaphobia - Fear of blood.
Hematophobia - Fear of blood.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Hereiophobia - Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Heresyphobia - Fear of challenges to official doctrine or radical deviation.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia - Fear of the opposite sex.
Hierophobia - Fear of priest or sacred things.
Hippophobia - Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia - Fear of road travel.
Homichlophobia - Fear of fog.
Homilophobia - Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia - Fear of men.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia - Fear of firearms.
Hormephobia - Fear of shock.
Hydrargyophobia - Fear of mercuial medicines.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water of of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia - Fear or rabies.
Hyelophobia - Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia - Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia - Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia - Fear of forests.
Hynophobia - Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypegiaphobia - Fear of responsibility.
Hypengyophobia - Fear of responsibility.
Hypertrichophobia - Fear of hair.
Hypsiphobia - Fear of height.
The Phobia List: I
Complete Phobia List
Iatrophobia - Fear of going to the doctor or doctors.
Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish.
Ideophobia - Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia - Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Iophobia - Fear of poison.
Isolophobia - Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia - Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.
The Phobia List: J
Complete Phobia List
Japanophobia - Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia - Fear of Jews.
The Phobia List: K
Complete Phobia List
Kainolophobia - Fear of novelty.
Kainophobia - Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia - Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia - Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia - Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia - Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kinesophobia - Fear of movement or motion.
Kinetophobia - Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia - Fear of movement or motion.
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia - Fear of genitals, particulary female.
Koniophobia - Fear of dust.
Kopophobia - Fear of fatigue.
Kosmikophobi - Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia - Fear of waves.
Kynophobia - Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia - Fear of stooping.
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Lachanophobia - Fear of vegitables.
Laliophobia - Fear of speaking.
Lalophobia - Fear of speaking.
Lepraphobia - Fear of leprosy.
Leprophobia - Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia - Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia - Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia - Fear of string.
Liticaphobia - Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia - Fear fo childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia - Fear of computers.
Logophobia - Fear of words.
Luiphobia - Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia - Fear of otters.
Lygophobia - Fear of darkness.
Lysssophobia - Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.
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Macrophobia - Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia - Fear of love play.
Maniaphobia - Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia - Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia - Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia - Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia - Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Melissophobia - Fear of bees.
Melophobia - Fear of hatred or music.
Meningitiophobia - Fear of brain disease.
Merinthophobia - Fear of being bound or tied up.
Mertophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry.
Metallophobia - Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia - Fear of changes.
Meterorophobia - Fear of Meteors.
Methyphobia - Fear of alcohol.
Microbiophobia - Fear of microbes.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Misophobia - Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia - Fear of dirt or contamination.
Molysomophobia - Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monopathophobia - Fear of difinite disease.
Monophobia - Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monophobia - Fear of menstruation.
Motorphobia - Fear of automobiles.
Mottophobia - Fear of moths.
Murophobia - Fear of mice.
Musophobia - Fear of mice.
Mycophobia - Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia - Fear of small things.
Myctophobia - Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia - Fear of ants.
Mysophobia - Fear of germs or contamination or dirt.
Mythophobia - Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia - Fear of slime.
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Namatophobia - Fear of names.
Nebulaphobia - Fear of fog.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or or dead things.
Nelophobia - Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia - Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia - Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia - Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosemaphobia - Fear of becoming ill.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia - Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia - Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia - Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia - Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia - Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia - Fear of numbers.
Nyctohlophobia - Fear of dark wooded areas, of forest at night.
Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark or of the night.
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Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Ochlophobia - Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia - Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia - Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynephobia - Fear of pain.
Odynophobia - Fear of pain.
Oenophobia - Fear of wines.
Oikophobia - Fear of home surroundings, house.
Oikophobia - Fear of houses or being in a house.
Oikophobia - Fear of home surroundings.
Olfactophobia - Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain or being rained on.
Ommatophobia - Fear of eyes.
Ommetaphobia - Fear of eyes.
Oneirogmophobia - Fear of wet dreams.
Oneirophobia - Fear of dreams.
Onomatophobia - Fear of hearing a certain word or names.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Opthalmophobia - Fear of being stared at.
Optophobia - Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
Orthophobia - Fear of property.
Osmophobia - Fear of smells or odors.
Osphesiophobia - Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia - Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia - Fear of heaven.
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Pagophobia - Fear of ice or frost.
Panophobia - Fear of everything.
Panthophobia - Fear of suffering and disease.
Pantophobia - Fear of everything.
Papaphobia - Fear fo the Pope.
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia - Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia - Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia - Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia - Fear of virgins or young girls.
Parturiphobia - Fear of childbirth.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia - Fear of heredity.
Peccatophobia - Fear of sinning.
Pediculophobia - Fear of lice.
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia - Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobioa - Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia - Fear of mother-in-law.
Phagophobia - Fear of swallowing or eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia - Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia - Fear of penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of taking medicine.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of drugs.
Phasmophobia - Fear of ghost.
Phengophobia - Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia - Fear of kissing.
Philematophobia - Fear of kissing.
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia - Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
Phonophobia - Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Photoaugliaphobia - Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia - Fear of light.
Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia - Fear of lice.
Phthisiophobia - Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia - Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia - Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia - Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia - Fear of spirits.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking or of being smothered.
Pnigophobia - Fear of choking or of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Pocresophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.
Poinephobia - Fear of punishment.
Poliosophobia - Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia - Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia - Fear of many things.
Ponophobia - Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia - Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia - Fear of alcohol.
Proctophobia - Fear or rectum.
Prosophobia - Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia - Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia - Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia - Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia - Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia - Fear of fever.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
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Radiophobia - Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia - Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia - Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia - Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized.Also fear of magic (wand).
Rhypophobia - Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia - Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia - Fear of dirt.
Russophobia - Fear of Russians.
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Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia - Fear of love play.
Sarmassophobia - Fear of love play.
Satanophobia - Fear of Satin.
Scabiophobia - Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia - Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophobia - Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciaphobia - Fear of shadows.
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows.
Scoionophobia - Fear of school.
Scoleciphobia - Fear of worms.
Scopophobia - Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scoptophobia - Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia - Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia - Fear of darkness.
Scriptophobia - Fear of writing in public.
Selaphobia - Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia - Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia - Fear of long words.
Sexophobia - Fear of the opposit sex.
Sexophobia - Fear of the opposite sex.
Siderophobia - Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia - Fear of things to the left, left-handed.
Sinophobia - Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitiophobia - Fear of food.
Sitiophobia - Fear of food or eating.
Sitophobia - Fear of food or eating.
Sitophobia - Fear of food.
Snakephobia - Fear of snakes.
Soceraphobia - Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia - Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia - Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia - Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia - Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia - Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia - Fear of germs.
Spermophobia - Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia - Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia - Fear fo standing or walking.
Stasiphobia - Fear of standing or walking.
Staurophobia - Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia - Fear of narrow things or places.
Stigiophobia - Fear of hell.
Stygiophobia - Fear of hell.
Suriphobia - Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia - Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia - Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia - Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia - Fear of syphilis.
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Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia - Fear of tapeworms.
Teniophobia - Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia - Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia - Fear of bulls.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Teleophobia - Fear fo difinite plans. Fear of Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia - Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia - Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testaphobia - Fear of taking test.
Tetanophobia - Fear of lockjaw, tetnus.
Teutophobia - Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia - Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia - Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia - Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia - Fear of death or dying.
Thantophobia - Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia - Fear of theaters.
Theophobia - Fear of gods or religion.
Theologicophobia - Fear of theology.
Thermophobia - Fear of heat.
Tocophobia - Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia - Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Topophobia - Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Toxophobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Toxicophobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia - Fear of injury.
Tremophobia - Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia - Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair.
Trichophobia - Fear of hair.
Triskaidekaphobia - Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia - Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia - Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia - Fear of tyrants.
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Uranophobia - Fear of heaven.
Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating.
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Vaccinophobia - Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia - Fear of words.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia - Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia - Fear of step-father.
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Walloonphobia - Fear of Walloons.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
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Xanthophobia - Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia - Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia - Fear of wooden objects. Forests.
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Zelophobia - Fear of jelousy.
Zeusophobia - Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia - Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.
Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia - Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia - Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia - Fear of noise.
Aeroacrophobia - Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia - Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Aerophobia - Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airborne noxious substances.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place. Fear of crowds.
Agraphobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia - Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia - Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia - Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia - Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.
Algophobia - Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia - Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
Altophobia - Fear of heights.
Amathophobia - Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia - Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia - Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia - Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia - Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia - Fear of wind.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anemophobia - Fear of air drafts or wind.
Anemophobia - Fear of wind.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina, choking of narrowness.
Anglophobia - Fear of England, English culture, ect.
Angrophobia - Fear of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia - Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people of society.
Antlophobia - Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia - Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia - Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Apiphobia - Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia - Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobiba - Fear of spiders.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Arrhenophobia - Fear of men.
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Ashenophobia - Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrapophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrophobia - Fear of stars and celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia - Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia - Fear of ataxia (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia - Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia - Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia - Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia - Fear of Northern Lights.
Autodysomophobia - Fear that one has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues-anything that falsely represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia - Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviatophobia - Fear of flying.
Aviophobia - Fear of flying
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Bacillophobia - Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Balenephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
Ballistophobia - Fear of missles or bullets.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Basiphobia - Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Basophobia - Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathophobia - Fear of depth.
Batonophobia - Fear of plants.
Batophobia - Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Blennophobia - Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia - Fear of bogies or the bogeyman.
Bolshephobia - Fear of Bulsheviks.
Bromidrophobia - Fear of body smells.
Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia - Fear of toads.
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Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.
Cainotophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia - Fear of cancer.
Carcinophobia - Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia - Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia - Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia - Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia - Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.
Centophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia - Fear of thunder.
Chaetophobia - Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia - Fear of cold.
Cheimatophobia - Fear of cold.
Chemophobia - Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia - Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia - Fear of being touched.
Cholerophobia - Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia - Fear of dancing.
Chrematophobia - Fear of money.
Chromatophobia - Fear of colors.
Chrometophobia - Fear of money.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Chronophobia - Fear of time.
Cibophobia - Fear of food.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Cleisiophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleithrophobia - Fear of being enclosed.
Cleithrophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia - Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia - Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia - Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia - Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia - Fear of strings.
Coimetrophobia - Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia - Fear of coitus.
Cometophobia - Fear of comets.
Contreltophobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia - Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia - Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia - The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia - Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia - Fear fo extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia - Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia - Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia - Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cyprianophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Cypridophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Cypriphobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
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Daemonophobia - Fear of demons.
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiphobia - Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia - Fear of dining and dinner conversation.
Dematophobia - Fear of skin lesions.
Dementophobia - Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia - Fear of demons.
Demophobia - Fear of crowds.
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentist.
Dermatophathophobia - Fear of skin disease.
Dermatophobia - Fear of skin disease.
Dermatosiophobia - Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia - Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of going to school.
Diderodromophobia - Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Dikephobia - Fear of justice.
Dinophobia - Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia - Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia - Fear drinking.
Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses or being in a home.
Doraphobia - Fear of fur or skins of animals .
Dromophobia - Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia - Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia - Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.
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Ecclesiophobia - Fear of church.
Ecophobia - Fear of home.
Eicophobia - Fear of home surroundings.
Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia - Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia - Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Emetophobia - Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia - Fear of pins.
Enissophobia - Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Enochlophobia - Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia - Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
Eosophobia - Fear of dawn or daylight.
Epistaxiophobia - Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemphobia - Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia - Fear of hourse.
Eremophobia - Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthophobia - Fear of redlights.
Ereuthrophobia - Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia - Fear of work or functioning.
Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia - Fear of work.
Erotophobia - Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Erythrophobia - Fear of redlights. Fear of blushing. Fear of red.
Erytophobia - Fear of redlights. Fear of blushing. Fear of red.
Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia - Fear of female genitalia.
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Febriphobia - Fear of fever.
Felinophobia - Fear of cats.
Fibriophobia - Fear of fever.
Fibriphobia - Fear of fever.
Francophobia - Fear of France, French culture.
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Galeophobia - Fear of cats.
Galiophobia - Fear of France, French culture.
Gallophobia - Fear of France, French culture.
Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
Gatophobia - Fear of cats.
Geliophobia - Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia - Fear of chins.
Genophobia - Fear of sex.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Gephydrophobia - Fear of crossing bridges.
Gephyrophobia - Fear of crossing bridges.
Gephysrophobia - Fear of crossing bridges.
Gerascophobia - Fear of growing old.
Germanophobia - Fear of Germany, German culture, etc.
Gerontophobia - Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia - Fear of taste.
Geumophobia - Fear of taste.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia - Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia - Fear of writing or handwritting.
Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia - Fear of women.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.
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Hadephobia - Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia - Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia - Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia - Fear of being touched.
Haptephobia - Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia - Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia - Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia - Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia - Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemaphobia - Fear of blood.
Hematophobia - Fear of blood.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Hereiophobia - Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Heresyphobia - Fear of challenges to official doctrine or radical deviation.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia - Fear of the opposite sex.
Hierophobia - Fear of priest or sacred things.
Hippophobia - Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia - Fear of road travel.
Homichlophobia - Fear of fog.
Homilophobia - Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia - Fear of men.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia - Fear of firearms.
Hormephobia - Fear of shock.
Hydrargyophobia - Fear of mercuial medicines.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water of of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia - Fear or rabies.
Hyelophobia - Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia - Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia - Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia - Fear of forests.
Hynophobia - Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypegiaphobia - Fear of responsibility.
Hypengyophobia - Fear of responsibility.
Hypertrichophobia - Fear of hair.
Hypsiphobia - Fear of height.
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Iatrophobia - Fear of going to the doctor or doctors.
Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish.
Ideophobia - Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia - Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Iophobia - Fear of poison.
Isolophobia - Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia - Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.
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Japanophobia - Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia - Fear of Jews.
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Kainolophobia - Fear of novelty.
Kainophobia - Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia - Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia - Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia - Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia - Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kinesophobia - Fear of movement or motion.
Kinetophobia - Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia - Fear of movement or motion.
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia - Fear of genitals, particulary female.
Koniophobia - Fear of dust.
Kopophobia - Fear of fatigue.
Kosmikophobi - Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia - Fear of waves.
Kynophobia - Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia - Fear of stooping.
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Lachanophobia - Fear of vegitables.
Laliophobia - Fear of speaking.
Lalophobia - Fear of speaking.
Lepraphobia - Fear of leprosy.
Leprophobia - Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia - Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia - Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia - Fear of string.
Liticaphobia - Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia - Fear fo childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia - Fear of computers.
Logophobia - Fear of words.
Luiphobia - Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia - Fear of otters.
Lygophobia - Fear of darkness.
Lysssophobia - Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.
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Macrophobia - Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia - Fear of love play.
Maniaphobia - Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia - Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia - Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia - Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia - Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Melissophobia - Fear of bees.
Melophobia - Fear of hatred or music.
Meningitiophobia - Fear of brain disease.
Merinthophobia - Fear of being bound or tied up.
Mertophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry.
Metallophobia - Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia - Fear of changes.
Meterorophobia - Fear of Meteors.
Methyphobia - Fear of alcohol.
Microbiophobia - Fear of microbes.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Misophobia - Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia - Fear of dirt or contamination.
Molysomophobia - Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monopathophobia - Fear of difinite disease.
Monophobia - Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monophobia - Fear of menstruation.
Motorphobia - Fear of automobiles.
Mottophobia - Fear of moths.
Murophobia - Fear of mice.
Musophobia - Fear of mice.
Mycophobia - Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia - Fear of small things.
Myctophobia - Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia - Fear of ants.
Mysophobia - Fear of germs or contamination or dirt.
Mythophobia - Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia - Fear of slime.
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Namatophobia - Fear of names.
Nebulaphobia - Fear of fog.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or or dead things.
Nelophobia - Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia - Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia - Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia - Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosemaphobia - Fear of becoming ill.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia - Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia - Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia - Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia - Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia - Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia - Fear of numbers.
Nyctohlophobia - Fear of dark wooded areas, of forest at night.
Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark or of the night.
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Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Ochlophobia - Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia - Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia - Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynephobia - Fear of pain.
Odynophobia - Fear of pain.
Oenophobia - Fear of wines.
Oikophobia - Fear of home surroundings, house.
Oikophobia - Fear of houses or being in a house.
Oikophobia - Fear of home surroundings.
Olfactophobia - Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain or being rained on.
Ommatophobia - Fear of eyes.
Ommetaphobia - Fear of eyes.
Oneirogmophobia - Fear of wet dreams.
Oneirophobia - Fear of dreams.
Onomatophobia - Fear of hearing a certain word or names.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Opthalmophobia - Fear of being stared at.
Optophobia - Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
Orthophobia - Fear of property.
Osmophobia - Fear of smells or odors.
Osphesiophobia - Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia - Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia - Fear of heaven.
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Pagophobia - Fear of ice or frost.
Panophobia - Fear of everything.
Panthophobia - Fear of suffering and disease.
Pantophobia - Fear of everything.
Papaphobia - Fear fo the Pope.
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia - Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia - Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia - Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia - Fear of virgins or young girls.
Parturiphobia - Fear of childbirth.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia - Fear of heredity.
Peccatophobia - Fear of sinning.
Pediculophobia - Fear of lice.
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia - Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobioa - Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia - Fear of mother-in-law.
Phagophobia - Fear of swallowing or eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia - Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia - Fear of penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of taking medicine.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of drugs.
Phasmophobia - Fear of ghost.
Phengophobia - Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia - Fear of kissing.
Philematophobia - Fear of kissing.
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia - Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
Phonophobia - Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Photoaugliaphobia - Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia - Fear of light.
Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia - Fear of lice.
Phthisiophobia - Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia - Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia - Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia - Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia - Fear of spirits.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking or of being smothered.
Pnigophobia - Fear of choking or of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Pocresophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.
Poinephobia - Fear of punishment.
Poliosophobia - Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia - Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia - Fear of many things.
Ponophobia - Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia - Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia - Fear of alcohol.
Proctophobia - Fear or rectum.
Prosophobia - Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia - Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia - Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia - Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia - Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia - Fear of fever.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
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Radiophobia - Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia - Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia - Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia - Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized.Also fear of magic (wand).
Rhypophobia - Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia - Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia - Fear of dirt.
Russophobia - Fear of Russians.
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Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia - Fear of love play.
Sarmassophobia - Fear of love play.
Satanophobia - Fear of Satin.
Scabiophobia - Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia - Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophobia - Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciaphobia - Fear of shadows.
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows.
Scoionophobia - Fear of school.
Scoleciphobia - Fear of worms.
Scopophobia - Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scoptophobia - Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia - Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia - Fear of darkness.
Scriptophobia - Fear of writing in public.
Selaphobia - Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia - Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia - Fear of long words.
Sexophobia - Fear of the opposit sex.
Sexophobia - Fear of the opposite sex.
Siderophobia - Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia - Fear of things to the left, left-handed.
Sinophobia - Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitiophobia - Fear of food.
Sitiophobia - Fear of food or eating.
Sitophobia - Fear of food or eating.
Sitophobia - Fear of food.
Snakephobia - Fear of snakes.
Soceraphobia - Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia - Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia - Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia - Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia - Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia - Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia - Fear of germs.
Spermophobia - Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia - Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia - Fear fo standing or walking.
Stasiphobia - Fear of standing or walking.
Staurophobia - Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia - Fear of narrow things or places.
Stigiophobia - Fear of hell.
Stygiophobia - Fear of hell.
Suriphobia - Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia - Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia - Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia - Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia - Fear of syphilis.
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Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia - Fear of tapeworms.
Teniophobia - Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia - Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia - Fear of bulls.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Teleophobia - Fear fo difinite plans. Fear of Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia - Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia - Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testaphobia - Fear of taking test.
Tetanophobia - Fear of lockjaw, tetnus.
Teutophobia - Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia - Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia - Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia - Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia - Fear of death or dying.
Thantophobia - Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia - Fear of theaters.
Theophobia - Fear of gods or religion.
Theologicophobia - Fear of theology.
Thermophobia - Fear of heat.
Tocophobia - Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia - Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Topophobia - Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Toxophobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Toxicophobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia - Fear of injury.
Tremophobia - Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia - Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair.
Trichophobia - Fear of hair.
Triskaidekaphobia - Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia - Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia - Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia - Fear of tyrants.
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Uranophobia - Fear of heaven.
Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating.
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Vaccinophobia - Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia - Fear of words.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia - Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia - Fear of step-father.
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Walloonphobia - Fear of Walloons.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
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Xanthophobia - Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia - Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia - Fear of wooden objects. Forests.
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Zelophobia - Fear of jelousy.
Zeusophobia - Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia - Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.
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