1. Whatever
Men : What should we have for dinner?
Women : Whatever.... ..
Men : Why dont we have Mexican?
Women : No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men : Alright, why dont we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women : Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too?
Men : Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women : Seafood is not good, I got diarrhoea
Men : Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever.... ......... .
2. Anything
Men : So what should we do now?
Women : Anything
Men : How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women : Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men : How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women : Exercise on such a hot day?
Men : Then find a cafe' and have a drink
Women : I am off caffeine
Men : Then what do you suggest?
Women : Anything ............ ........
3. You decide
Men : Then do we just go home?
Women : You decide
Men : Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women : The Bus is dirty and crowded.
Men : Ok we will take a cab
Women : Not worth it... for such a
short distance
Men : All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women : I am hungry, can't walk.
Men : Then what do you suggest?
Women : You decide...... ....
Men : Let's have dinner first
Women : Whatever...
Men : Eat what?
Women : Anything..
My Days at RGUKT.......
My Dummy days at RGUKT
Selecting Toppers
Keeping in the caves
Story is starting for nothing
Life line goes up and down.-._-._-_
Class rooms getting
Working very idly&hardly
Exams writing
Changing classrooms
Fresh guys&gals&mentors
But routine process
Mentors coming
Showing teaching
They are going
We just laughing....
In the class sitting
sitting sitting untill chair get sweating...!
Some one watching
Making making
Copy of module......
We are listening
Interest showing
Getting nothing
modules going....
Eating sufficiently
Sleeping by hearing LALI song
Lecture lecturing
Students gazing
Gaining nothing
Days are going on.......!
What we are doing
Nullifying to night sleeping
Switching on to day sleep
Without any meaning....
Same day coming
With new module...!
Ears are bursting to hear to take to task
Eating eating eating
Sitting in the mess for more........!
Waiting in the zig-gaz lines
Breaking the line rules.....!
Plates throwing
And food taking
Ready to fight...
And everyone is like 'hero'
Lack of beauty gals.....@!
Out side looking
every where seeing
Seeking seeking common places but precious for us...
Collecting pictures
Acquiring very new fresh one's
Everything coming
But not stable.
Search goes on....!
Until server room closed...
TB's loading.....
Sending mails, wasting time....!
Until Server not found
Same gals but with different point of peeping
Seniros seniors seniors for nothing for nothing...@
All the days are fulled with ambiguity...!
Selecting Toppers
Keeping in the caves
Story is starting for nothing
Life line goes up and down.-._-._-_
Class rooms getting
Working very idly&hardly
Exams writing
Changing classrooms
Fresh guys&gals&mentors
But routine process
Mentors coming
Showing teaching
They are going
We just laughing....
In the class sitting
sitting sitting untill chair get sweating...!
Some one watching
Making making
Copy of module......
We are listening
Interest showing
Getting nothing
modules going....
Eating sufficiently
Sleeping by hearing LALI song
Lecture lecturing
Students gazing
Gaining nothing
Days are going on.......!
What we are doing
Nullifying to night sleeping
Switching on to day sleep
Without any meaning....
Same day coming
With new module...!
Ears are bursting to hear to take to task
Eating eating eating
Sitting in the mess for more........!
Waiting in the zig-gaz lines
Breaking the line rules.....!
Plates throwing
And food taking
Ready to fight...
And everyone is like 'hero'
Lack of beauty gals.....@!
Out side looking
every where seeing
Seeking seeking common places but precious for us...
Collecting pictures
Acquiring very new fresh one's
Everything coming
But not stable.
Search goes on....!
Until server room closed...
TB's loading.....
Sending mails, wasting time....!
Until Server not found
Same gals but with different point of peeping
Seniros seniors seniors for nothing for nothing...@
All the days are fulled with ambiguity...!
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40 Interesting Facts
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the
company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest
son.
13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means
fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is
considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
17. The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is
drunk.
21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
22. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along
with their finger print.
24. The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
25. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
26. The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter
on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel’s have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
30. John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.
39. Slugs have four noses.
40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
Meaning Of Different Colors of Roses
The meaning of red roses: the expression of sincere love wih in romantic feelings from your
heart.
The meaning of pink roses: thank you, I am very grateful for who you are, or for what you
have done for me.
The meaning of lilac roses: love at first sight.
The meaning of yellow roses: A bond of love and friendship, expressing feelings that say "I
care for you"
The meaning of white roses: If I could make a wish it would be... roses expressing wishful
thoughts, vibes and feelings from a secret admirer.
The meaning of orange roses: Injecting rays of friendship in the day to brighten up stressful
moments in life.
The meaning of peach roses: modesty, shyness
The meaning of lavender roses: enchantment, enchanted feeling.
The meaning of black: death and farewell (yes, black roses do have a meaning but not a very nice meaning)
Color combination's of roses:
Red & White roses: When a friendship is between the love and friendship stage, the red-white
combination creates feelings of a relationship that is moving forward.
White & Yellow roses: Symbolizing peace and harmony
Pink & Yellow roses: Expressing emotions of love, friendship, being grateful and togetherness.
Red & Yellow roses: Blissful happiness celebrating a person, an occasion or a feeling.
Orange & Pink roses: You are always in my thoughts and on my mind, never forgotten, always
remembered.
Assorted mixed colored roses: Success and celebration, friendship, thankfulness.
While there are many different beautiful flower selections for all occasions, they all have a
special meaning
We offer the best prices and best quality roses and flowers available for delivery in most
Colombia cities.
heart.
The meaning of pink roses: thank you, I am very grateful for who you are, or for what you
have done for me.
The meaning of lilac roses: love at first sight.
The meaning of yellow roses: A bond of love and friendship, expressing feelings that say "I
care for you"
The meaning of white roses: If I could make a wish it would be... roses expressing wishful
thoughts, vibes and feelings from a secret admirer.
The meaning of orange roses: Injecting rays of friendship in the day to brighten up stressful
moments in life.
The meaning of peach roses: modesty, shyness
The meaning of lavender roses: enchantment, enchanted feeling.
The meaning of black: death and farewell (yes, black roses do have a meaning but not a very nice meaning)
Color combination's of roses:
Red & White roses: When a friendship is between the love and friendship stage, the red-white
combination creates feelings of a relationship that is moving forward.
White & Yellow roses: Symbolizing peace and harmony
Pink & Yellow roses: Expressing emotions of love, friendship, being grateful and togetherness.
Red & Yellow roses: Blissful happiness celebrating a person, an occasion or a feeling.
Orange & Pink roses: You are always in my thoughts and on my mind, never forgotten, always
remembered.
Assorted mixed colored roses: Success and celebration, friendship, thankfulness.
While there are many different beautiful flower selections for all occasions, they all have a
special meaning
We offer the best prices and best quality roses and flowers available for delivery in most
Colombia cities.
Math of Marriage
Mathematics of Marriage:
1. Smart man + smart woman = Romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
3. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
5. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
6. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
7. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
Who Is There?
Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich'.
The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'
The third one responded, 'Well, I am glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood, 'as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'
Some Psychology:
-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Classic Wedding Jokes from Best Man Speeches:
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Advanced Marriage MathsMaths of Marriage:
Facts about marriage proposals:
When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a 'bigger diamond!'
* 54% of men still get down on one knee.
* 44% of men ask their partner's father for permission to marry.
* 57% of men cry when she said yes.
* 65% of women say he could have put more effort and preparation into the proposal.
* 25% of couples wait longer than five years before taking their relationship that step further.
* 23% of women have been proposed to more than once.
1. Smart man + smart woman = Romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
3. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
5. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
6. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
7. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
Who Is There?
Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich'.
The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'
The third one responded, 'Well, I am glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood, 'as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'
Some Psychology:
-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Classic Wedding Jokes from Best Man Speeches:
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Advanced Marriage MathsMaths of Marriage:
Facts about marriage proposals:
When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a 'bigger diamond!'
* 54% of men still get down on one knee.
* 44% of men ask their partner's father for permission to marry.
* 57% of men cry when she said yes.
* 65% of women say he could have put more effort and preparation into the proposal.
* 25% of couples wait longer than five years before taking their relationship that step further.
* 23% of women have been proposed to more than once.
What Women Want in a Man...
What Women Want in a Man. Age 20
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What Women Want in a Man. Age 30
1. Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What Women Want in a Man. Age 40
»
1. Not too ugly [bald head OK]
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 50
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 60
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
♦
A Woman Should Have ... Every Woman Should Know
Will Says: Funny Advice for Women.
Guy Says: Advice for Funny Women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - That girl has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
5. Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it’s OK. - They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation. - I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
13. Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tyres or Testicles - it’s going to give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
"Good friends are like stars - You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there".
"Remember yesterday. Dream about tomorrow. - But live for today".
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work; suffering from a hangover; or just suffering from life; or has anything going on and might need a reason to smile.
Will and Guy's 10 Funny Thoughts About Women
1. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
2. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
3. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
4. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
5. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
6. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
7. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
8. I like my whisky old and my women young.
9. Most women are not always as young as they are painted.
10. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What Women Want in a Man. Age 30
1. Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What Women Want in a Man. Age 40
»
1. Not too ugly [bald head OK]
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 50
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 60
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
♦
A Woman Should Have ... Every Woman Should Know
Will Says: Funny Advice for Women.
Guy Says: Advice for Funny Women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - That girl has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
5. Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it’s OK. - They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation. - I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
13. Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tyres or Testicles - it’s going to give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
"Good friends are like stars - You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there".
"Remember yesterday. Dream about tomorrow. - But live for today".
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work; suffering from a hangover; or just suffering from life; or has anything going on and might need a reason to smile.
Will and Guy's 10 Funny Thoughts About Women
1. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
2. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
3. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
4. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
5. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
6. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
7. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
8. I like my whisky old and my women young.
9. Most women are not always as young as they are painted.
10. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
